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Mallicat

Apr 16 '14

modernlies:

!!!!!!!GIVE AWAY!!!!!!!

Hi everyone!

I won a Mac Book Pro with retina display a few months ago, by doing a survey for my college. So its almost brand new.

For my birthday I’m going to get a new iMac, so I wont be needing this laptop anymore.

Because I didn’t buy this , it doesn’t feel right for me to have to sell it , so I decided that I would  give it away! :)

Sooooo…. because I have the most wonderful followers ever! I have decided to give this to you guyss <3 Of course , the process needs to be fair so here are the rules

First of all:

WHAT I’M GIVING AWAY:

  • A MacBook Pro with retina display
  • includes the charger
  • also a little case for it (this was from my old laptop so its a little used, and its not the right size for it , so sorry about that— but hey you can always chose not to use it!)
  • A mini video of me telling you a super secret message when you open the computer ! yay (haha of course you can always chose to erase this as well.)
  • a promo to my followers once a week for a whole month!
  • I will ship internationally !!!!!! 

THE RULES:

  • I really really love my followers, and I want it to be fair to them, so I will only be giving away this computer to the people who are following me
  • I will only count reblogs, and not likes. The more reblogs the better your chances ! ( you can always like it to bookmark it so you know who the winner is! )
  • because this is a pricy thing to give away, I would like for it to have a certain amount of notes before I give it away — 2700 notes is all I ask for. (this includes reblogs and likes )
  • no give away blogs!

HOW ITS GOING TO WORK:

  • Like I said I want this process to be fair, so I will be choosing one winner with at random with a website such as random.org
  • I will message the winner telling them they won the price.
  • remember to have you ASK BOX OPEN , because if you win and I can’t message you, I will have to chose another winner
  • also, if I don’t get a response back in a week, I will choose someone else.
  • dont forget that you have to be FOLLOWING ME to get the price!

THE CONTEST WILL END ON APRIL 17

- I hope you guys appreciate how much I love you all <3 thank you for being the most wonderful followers

- I have done other giveaways which you can check on the link moderlies.tumblr.com/tagged/giveaway  and everything always goes smoothly so there is nothing to worry about.

- Thank you again for being amazing!

Apr 6 '14

chibihobbit:

vanconcastiel:

titles-for-tangents:

conquerorwurm:

catp0rn:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS 

THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”

"Where are the beebies?"

"*mew*"

"Beebies!"

"Mew!"

I will never be truly happy until I have a bathtub full of kittens.

I’M CRYING FROM THE AMOUNT OF CUTENESS

Apr 5 '14
kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

Apr 5 '14
pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

(Source: theconcourse.deadspin.com)

Mar 22 '14

roachpatrol:

fem-usa:

yes hello my name is anime soap

SICKNASTY HORSE DILDO

yes this seems accurate

(Source: lofaf)

Mar 20 '14

dicksquadd:

THIS IS SO CUTE

Mar 15 '14
mr-egbutt:

my dash does the darnedest things sometimes

mr-egbutt:

my dash does the darnedest things sometimes

Mar 15 '14

(Source: speedlimit15)

Mar 14 '14

nanihoo:

So finally after being broke for an uncomfortably long time I’m opening commissions- gonna start small though with some sketch commissions. 

image

All will be black and white or one colour

Busts: $5
Half body: $7
Full body: $10
-
+ $2 for basic shading 
+ $3 for extra characters 

(Depending on how many details are added I reserve the right to modify the price to reflect the work put into it.) 

You can either contact me here on tumblr, my deviant art, or via e-mail at syrus_fan_@hotmail.com. Make sure you have a clear idea and a good reference for whatever you’d like drawn. This is my first time doing something like this so please be patient with me as I work out the kinks! ❤

If you’d like to see more of my art please check out my art blog

Mar 14 '14

fielgarde:

/CRIES BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL FACING LEFT but I don’t have other samples on hand right now OTLLLL

I know some of you may have noticed that I was missing for a few days. Well the truth is, my computer went goodbye. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME. 

Now I need 450 dollars worth of new parts to build a CPU to make sure that this won’t be happening again for a long long time. This means I’ll be able to make better work in the future too, not just have a computer because I’ll have a computer that can finally handle photoshop.

Please, please help me. I need a computer to work with. Signal boosting also helps! I just really need all the support and help I can get and I’ll be sure to return this tenfold. 8—8

The prices are above but I’ll dictate them here if photosets don’t work:

  • Sketchy Halfbody : BW->$10 Colored->$15
  • Sketchy Super Chibi: BW-> $8 Colored ->$12
  • Sketchy Chibi Style A : BW->$5 Colored->$10
  • Sketchy Chibi Style B : BW->$15 Colored->$20 (Prices are negotiable if the costume is super simple)

I’m using a netbook right now so THE SKETCHYPENCIL BRUSH IS CURRENTLY MISSING (basically 3 out of 4 samples have this cursed brush ughh). I managed to download the trial version of Paint Tool SAI and installed my tablet into this netbook. I’ll be using a more or less regular brush like my half body sample.

Please leave an ask or email me at luitfeldt@gmail.com if you’re interested.

Conditions and Guidelines:

  1. Colors may appear lighter than they seem because laptops are liars.
  2. Any fandom or character is A-OK. Super duper okay I encourage it.
  3. Complicated machines/items, animals/pets, and backgrounds are considered as another character (meaning you have to pay for it OTL)
  4. NSFW is out of the question (kissus are okey) because they’re chibi-esque and your eyes will bleed and explode.

(Source: luciseaux)